An Organisational Management party – surely that’s an oxymorons. Can you actually organise a party? Manage one?
Moving philosophy to Organisational Management is the real oxymoron.
What actually is an oxymoron?
You’re just a fucking moron.
We’re supposed to mix.
What do you talk to Organisational Managers about?
How about asking them what Organisational Management actually is?
I don’t think I want to know.
Which ones are the synths? You can’t tell.
But doesn’t that make it worse, that you can’t tell? That they appear human?
So maybe they’re not synths at all.
Oh, they’re bound to be synths.
Who started the synth rumour anyway?
So what are you going to ask the synths?
Like, Are you synths?
Isn’t that a bit obvious?
I prefer the direct approach.
Uncanny valley, man. You can tell they’re not real.
Watching the Organisational Managers at the buffet.
Why do synths even need to eat? Do robots get hungry?
It’s just to make them more human-like. So they pass muster.
This is Hell, right?
Hell seems quite friendly.
That’s part of it. Don’t be fooled. They want to bring their enemy close. That’s what all this is about.
Why do they even bother?
It’s what they do. Fascists gotta fash.
They’re kinda nice fascists.
That’s how they do it, idiot. That’s how they lure you in.
Is that our new leader? In his three-piece suit. He’s smart. He’s northern. He’s got the common touch.
He’s very slim. Positively athletic. You can’t trust the athletic ones.
They’re so passionless. Can you imagine any of these people having sex?
I can imagine her having sex. Actually, I can imagine me having sex with her.
She’s the Head’s wife. She was in rehab.
How do you know that?
She’s interested in us – you can see. In you, Shiva. She has her eyes on you. Do some of your dirty dancing … Get her to come over …
Their lack of intensity. Their lack of fury. These dead people. These already-hung people. These zombie people. These passionless people. These reasonable people. Ready to implement the new management system of the world. And they’re not even people, that’s the thing. Are synths people?
Work in Progress 