The Organisational Management campus.
Reading the virtual guide.
Our overarching vision is to create one of the world’s premier locations for the integration of science, business and economic development. Our ultimate aim is to make people’s lives healthier, longer and more prosperous.
They’re here to help us all to live better lives! Better – did you hear that? Healthier! Smarter! Longer! Who could object to that?
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They’re showing how researchers, businesses, progressive home owners can live side by side. Progressive home owners only, note. I’ll bet there’s serious vetting …
They’ll want good-attitude people. Positive people. Solutions-focused people. Bigger-picture people. Communitarian types. Who care about the planet. Not nay-sayers, like us. Not draggers-down-of-others.
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A collaborative ecosystem for public and private bodies. It’s a place of Curiosity and Innovation … State of the art amenities … New office spaces! Championing collaboration! Connectivity!
That building’s called The Catalyst. Do they think by actually calling it a catalyst that it’ll actually be a catalyst?
That one’s called Innovation Engine. Kind of hubristic, isn’t it? They should call a building, A Really Good Idea, by the same logic. Or Money Maker. Or Cash Cow.
That building’s called The Catalyst. Do they think by actually calling it a catalyst that it’ll actually be a catalyst?
That one’s called Innovation Engine. Kind of hubristic, isn’t it? They should call a building, A Really Good Idea, by the same logic. Or Money Maker. Or Cash Cow.
The way it’s all laid out. They’ve put thought into this. Planning. It must be based on some UN model of population pacification. They know what they’re doing. This isn’t random. Perfect for social control, or whatever. Perfect for future lockdowns …
It’s working on us now. Can’t you feel it? The very architecture. The very layout of the buildings. The paving stones they use. Nature, like, in homeopathic doses. Those trees – so called trees. The synthetic biological trees. And those … squirrels. Are they squirrels?
They’re robotic 3D printers, it says here. Strengthening stress points, adding carbon resistance patches.
Fucking A.
Check out the roof trees, or whatever.
They’re actually vertical farms … God, this place is aggressively sustainable.
All buildings autoregulated for efficiency. Their energy codes synchronised. All of them biomimetic, incorporating biological architecture.
This isn’t just a campus, it’s a vision of the world. Of how things should be. A perfect alliance of technology and care! Green tech solutions! A solution for all! To all the global challenges!
My God, the world’s going to be so green-organised! So green-managed! They’re doing it for the planet, on the Organisational Management campus. They’re doing it for eco-diversity! It’s sublime!
The planet’s crying! The planet’s in pain! And Organisational Management has come to wipe its tears.
They’re idealists, in their way. They’re fighting for a kinder world. Who couldn’t get behind this? It’s for our children, and our children’s children! Who could possibly object?
I want to kill myself.
Wow, this place is called the catalyst café. Is it really called that. Pick up a drink to go, it says. Hold informal meetings and catch-ups. Would you like a catch-up, guys? Shall we have an informal meeting?
Can’t you just feel the life? Can’t you feel the networking opportunities?
I want to kill myself.
Wow, this place is called the catalyst café. Is it really called that. Pick up a drink to go, it says. Hold informal meetings and catch-ups. Would you like a catch-up, guys? Shall we have an informal meeting?
Can’t you just feel the life? Can’t you feel the networking opportunities?
And here are the eateries. Perfect spots to grab food – see you grab food. You don’t sit down and eat it. You’re too fucking dynamic for that.
Okay – entertainment zone. Are you ready? Are you braced? Spaces and places for everyone, apparently. It’s buzzing with events. With pop ups.
Places to eat and drink. And stunning public spaces! For people to meet, chat, share ideas and challenge one another!
Ooh challenge one another. Won’t that be something! It’s not all consensus here.
Bars … They have mixologists at the ready. They’re preparing signature cocktails.
Comedy clubs. Organisation Management campus comedy!? What’s that like?
You never actually have to leave the campus. All these happy people, right. All organisationally managed.
There’s a spiritual space. There’s an innovation hub. There’s an artist’s space.
Poets have been involved in the design. Their words run along the paths. Artists, too. Some sound works. Some sculptural works.
Philosophers?
Not philosophers yet … but we’ll have a role, I’m sure.
I WANT TO KILL MYSELF.
See, you’re just the sort of person Organisational Management campus doesn’t need. You’ve got entirely the wrong attitude.
Work in Progress 