Paranoid

Don’t you think it’s suspicious, the way Organisational Management are taking philosophy in?

I don’t know.

Isn’t there some hidden agenda?

Not that I know of.

So all this is happening in good faith? You’re not even a little bit suspicious?

Not really.

You’re an innocent. An Organisational Management innocent.

And you’re a philosophy paranoid. Is this really how you think the world works? Conspiracies? Hidden agendas?

Sure. Why, do you think everything’s just out in the open? There’s a logic to all this that only the paranoid and the conspiratorial can understand. Those attuned to the real workings of things.

Only philosophers, in other words …

Maybe …