What do you do in Mallorca?
I enjoy the sun. I read … thrillers. Or detective books. Imagine that, philosopher. Sit by the pool – we actually have a pool. Imagine that! A house with a pool. I have a friend over there. A gay friend. My gay best Mallorca friend. I think he’d like you. My husband doesn’t really get him at all, though he’d like to. My husband’s not really metrosexual, like you. He’s more traditionally male. He’s a specimen of northern manhood.
Work in Progress 