What are your sexual fantasies? What’s in your head, philosopher? I want to know what’s in your head.
Do you like the whole college girl thing? Backpack on and all that. Pert little pony tail?
If you paid for sex, what would you pay for? What services? What would excite you?
Why do you want to know?
I’ll bet you want an apocalyptic fuck. A fuck at the end of time.
The last fuck in the universe. The last fuck that anyone will have, ever again.
I’ll bet you’re into apocalyptic sex play. Do you have apocalyptic sex toys? Actually, that’s a business idea: apocalyptic sex toys.
What is apocalyptic fucking actually like? I wonder. Pretty urgent, I suppose. Is it any different from messianic fucking?
I think they’re part of the same thing.
Does the messiah actually fuck?
It’s not about the messiah, it’s about the messianic. Different thing.
Does the messianic actually fuck?
I’m going to warm up your cold philosophical heart. With some Organisational Management loving.
What’s an Organisational Management turn on? The opposite of a philosophy turn on.
Is the opposite of Organisational Management a turn on?
What’s the opposite of Organisational Management?
Philosophy, of course. Is philosophy a turn on?
Who do you want me to be for you?
An Organisational Manager for the end of time. An apocalyptic Organisational Manager. Who’s, like, organising the apocalypse.
You can’t organise the apocalypse.
The Organisational Manager of chaos. Of disorder. The Organisational Manager of the end of times. The last Organisational Manager.
Let’s have some apocalyptic thrills. Let’s, like, enact apocalypse in the bedroom.
Apocalyptic roleplay! Do you have any apocalyptic outfits? Apocalyptic handcuffs?