Philosopher of the Bedroom

The man should always think he’s chasing right? The man likes to chase. That’s how you keep him keen. When you’re too available. It’s in all the self help books. Have you read those? Out of curiosity?

You’re hot enough not to worry about those things.

Am I? That’s something.

 

My husband senses I’m getting away. He desires me more. He can tell that he doesn’t have all my attention. He has to earn me. He likes it. He has to hunt me down. It awakens the hunter in him.

And do you like it? Does it add spice to your lovemaking?

I’ve never stopped fucking him, you know. And I’m not going to. He should be very thankful of our affair-lette. It hasn’t been this good since …

So this is revitalising your sex life? How nice. Nice that it has those benefits. I’m happy for you.

I think about you when I’m with him. And you think about him when you’re here. How lovely.

I like your jealousy, philosopher. Your jealousy is a turn-on.

 

I like it when you’re imperious. When you’re a bit rejecting. I feel like I have to earn your attention. I like that. I feel I have to seduce you all over again. I have to win you all over again.

 

You should have an erection now. Why not? What’s wrong? It should be proud and stiff and ready for me. Why isn’t it? What’s wrong with you?

 

I like your cock, philosopher. That it’s not too big. That I can fit in my mouth. Like some bird, or something.

You’d put a bird in your mouth?

You know what I mean.

 

A philosopher of the bedroom. That’s what I am. Not you, philosopher. I’m the one who philosophises in here.