Cold

Cold! It’s so cold!

We’re thinking only of mulled wine – will they serve mulled wine?

I think alcohol is banned on campus now.

Mince pies, then! Will the mince pies be warm?

Can you imagine how bad university catering mince pies will be?

At least Organisational Management towers will be heated. At least there will be the warmth of other bodies.

 

Can’t you say a prayer or something, Perry? cant you rouse our spirits? We need your faith, Perry! Some muscular Christianity, or whatever. We need spiritual comfort. Isn’t there a passage from scripture that you could read out? Some handy psalm?

We need to believe that the world’s a gift. That it’s all been bestowed for our benefit. That there’s more than the Organisational Management campus!

Maybe we need some Holderin. Who can quote Holderlin? In German! Where’s Helmut when you need him?