The Singularity

The campus has plans for us. The campus is programming us. This is the campus brainwashing. Happening in real time!

There’s a malevolent intelligence at the heart of it all. Testing its powers. Becoming conscious.

Do you think?

The Singularity is here – right here. It’s awakening. Coming to itself. Seeing what it can do.

There is no Singularity. It’s just Satan. The same old Adversary.

It’s probably listening to us now. AREN’T YOU, FUCKER? It’s enjoying following us working out its plans.

Come on, satanic AI, flash the campus lights if you understand! Give us a sign! Beam something into the heavens! Light up the fucking clouds!

See, we’re being prepared for our role. Our whole lives. Our philosophical careers … our non-careers. Being brought here to Newcastle. It’s for a reason …

Why? By who?

By the opposite of this campus. By the opposite of this sentient horror.