Amsterdam

We could sail off somewhere. Get a ferry from Tyne Dock. And where would we go?

To Amsterdam.

Have you ever been to Amsterdam?

I can’t believe in Amsterdam. There is no Amsterdam.

Where do the ferries go then?

They fall off the edge of the world.

What, one after another? You’d think they’d learn, wouldn’t you? So two ferries fall off the edge of the world every day?