This bit of the coast is better. It’s a working place. A real place. It does real trade. It’s authentic. And it doesn’t actually have that end of the world feel. It’s actually bustling. Things happen here – real things. It isn’t unbearably middle class.
Whelks are overrated. They’re too chewy. And the mussels are too vinegary.
Do whelks cure hangovers?
Don’t keep talking about your hangover. I’m tired of your hangover.
Work in Progress 