We want to report ourselves, Organisational Management campus! We want to shop ourselves in! We’re extremists, basically. Domestic terrorists, basically.
We’re objectors to enlightened managerialism, Organisational Management campus. Resistors of programming. Who aren’t thinking what we’re supposed to. Who aren’t steered by government-approved talking points. Upon whom behavioural psychology doesn’t seem to work.
We’re spreaders of disinformation, Organisational Management Campus! Of mal-information, probably! We’re not the sort you want around! We’re not going to be good global citizens! Your nudges aren’t working on us!
We’re allergic to behavioural psychology, Organisational Management Campus! To mass formation! We’re not going to be obedient! Your new normal isn’t for us! Your brave new world! We’re not and never will be good technocratic subjects! We haven’t got the temperament! We’re the wrong kind! We’re not the type to kiss the ring!
And it’s not even defiance, Organisational Management Campus! We can’t help it! We’re not drones! We’re not non-player characters! It’s a temperament thing. Who knows, it’s probably a mutation thing. There’s something wrong with us. It can’t be corrected. It can’t be gene-edited out. We're recalcitrants! Throwbacks! We're yesterday's people!
So we volunteer for depopulation, Organisational Management Campus! We’ve put our hands up for the cull! Turn on your sirens! Let the spotlights find us! Send in the guard dogs! Or the killer drones! What does it take to get executed around here!?
Destroy us, Organisational Management Campus! We’re consuming precious resources! Polluting the campus! We’re useless eaters! We’re useless people! Doing a useless subject!