How much money have you brought in? Let me guess – no money. How many successful philosophy bids have there been? How have you done with the research councils?
How useful are you to the world? How are you changing things for the better? How are you meeting the societal challenges?
We’re doing very well. We’re the UN’s good boys and girls. We’re getting all sorts of brownie points. They think we have the right attitude. We’re making our presence felt.
Organisational Management research, rippling out into the city and beyond. From the O.M. campus to the world.
We’re plugged into the governing system of the world. Into the public private partnerships. Organisational managers are everyone’s favourite.
We’re putting out best O.M. feet forward. Bubbling upwards. Rising in all the metrics. We’re top of the academic pops. You’ve teamed up with a winner, philosopher. We’ll show you how to succeed.
I don’t want to succeed.
Don’t be sulky. I don’t like sulky. How’s about some good attitude? I can see why you guys are plunging down the league tables.
Work in Progress 