It’s about philosophical gain of function.
They want to lethalise philosophy.
Philosophy’s inherently comedic in our time.
Philosophy’s a luxury subject – for billionaires and trillionaires. Like peter Thiel.
You should be able to sum up your philosophy is a single gesture.
Furio, flipping the bird.
The analytic invasion of the bodysnatchers.
What happens when you complete nihilism? Do you get a trophy?
You could write your Cicero dialogues – like Plato’s dialogues.
Who the fuck reads business philosophy. What is business philosophy?
Philosophy itself – cancelled. Stuffed down the memory hole.
Am I supposed to fall in love with you, philosopher? And philosophy: am I supposed to fall in love with that?
I’m the philosopher in this relationship.
All we have to offer the world is high quality anguish. 100 proof.
The problem is, philosophy has no glamour anymore. No one will love us for the quality of our angst.
Work in Progress 