Vampires

Do you know what you’ve brought onto your campus? It’s like inviting in vampires. They have to have your permission to cross the threshold. Well, you invited us. we’re across the threshold now.

Do you think we’re afraid of you? What can you do?

Fill you full of nihilism. It’s in our bite … Our nihilism bite.

I don’t believe you. What is nihilism, anyway?

Not believing in anything.

So you’re dangerous, philosopher. You’re a bad boy. Imagine that. A bad boy in the Organisational Management building. A badass intellectual. Thinking badass thoughts.

 

You’ve already been drinking – I can tell.

I have been drinking. Very, very bad wine.

Do you want to drink some more? Is this good wine? Semi-good Organisational Management wine?

I’m not used to that.

 

And you’re cold. You’re, like, radiating cold. I didn’t think that was possible.

I nearly died of exposure. We all did.

Why didn’t you get the shuttle bus. It’s our pride and joy, the automatic shuttle bus.

We preferred the scenic route. We wanted to acclimatise ourselves. We wanted to know what we’re up against.