Last Postgraduates

Our postgraduates will never get jobs. We know that. They know that. They sacrificed their futures. For postgraduate glory! For postgraduate salvation!

They’re the last postgraduates, for fuck’s sake. There are no more to come. Our kind, the working-class, idiotic kind, will sink back into the shadows. We’ll leave no legacy.

There’ll be no more PhD’d types to pass through the part-time wringer. The part-time mangle! There’ll be no more of the humiliated. Of the ones starved in soul. No more of the utterly compromised. The completely humiliated. No more of the ones who sold their own souls. Prostitutes of the spirit …