Are they listening to us? To our discussion?
Of course they’re listening in! They’re listening and watching. Getting our measure.
Don’t trust us, paragraduates! Don’t help us! Stay away from us! We’re fuck ups! And we’ll fuck you up! Stay pure! Keep your distance! Don’t do a thing for us! Don’t lift a finger! Don’t come to our aid! Save our postgrads, maybe. They’re still pure. There’s still time for them. They could still be save. But us!? We’re too old! Too crooked! Too twisted! Too warped! Too damaged by the world! Don’t save us, save them! Spirit them away! Take them off into paragrad Neverland! Into paragrad Narnia!