The Thirteenth Bottle

You know this is the thirteenth bottle, don’t you?

So what?

The thirteenth bottle is the last wine. It’s the culmination of a whole eschatology of wine. It’s the wine all the others have been leading up to. That will make all of them make sense.

We’ve been ascending a wine ladder, don’t you see?

Or descending it. We’ve been going down, down, down a spiral staircase.

There’s been a method – of sorts.

A method in our drinking?

Thirteen bottles is the end of the course of anti-poison.

Do you think?

It’s a cure. A cure in doses.

The thirteenth bottle turns lies into truth.

Is that right?

It’s the messianic wine.