Have we reached peak disgusting now? Come on, this has to be it.
What is this wine doing to our internal organs?
Is this wine giving us cancer? What I it doing?
Is the poison a cure in some sense? Like in homeopathy.
In homeopathy you’re supposed to have the tiniest drop of something. Not, like, swig after swig.
You can’t actually sip it, this wine. It’s too unbearable sipping and knowing that there are more sips. It’s too disgusting, like that there’s more to drink. You have to get it down in one go.
Get it down you. Chug a fucking lug.
Don’t get all frat boy.
Take your medicine.
Medicine!? This is poison.
Gulp, motherfucker.