Philosophy: fucking up the world, one student at a time.
Sure, we’ve been corrupting the young since ancient Athens. That’s what Socrates was killed for.
You teach them how to despise the world. How to cultivate their fucked-up-ness.
Legitimising all their adolescent bullshit. Making them think that being fucked up is part of the nature of being, or whatever.
Making them dwell in some perpetual bad mood.
Work in Progress 