Mallorca

What do you do in Mallorca?

I enjoy the sun. I read … thrillers. Or detective books. Sit by the pool – we actually have a pool. Imagine that! A house with a pool. I have a friend over there. A gay friend. My gay best Mallorca friend. I think he’d like you. My husband doesn’t really get him at all, though he’d like to. My husband’s not really metrosexual, like you. He’s more traditionally male. He’s a specimen of northern manhood.


You’re the kind of person who feels at home on holiday. Who knows what to do on holiday. Right?

You were made to luxuriate. You’re at ease with being at ease. You luxuriate in luxuriance. To have, like, romantic intrigues.