Lab Grown Wine

You can’t just synthesise wine. It’s about the whole process of cultivation. Of fermentation.

I’m sure it’s just a matter of throwing some chemicals together. Stirring them up. Hey presto – earth. And then you stick some vines in. Let ‘em grow. Harvest them. Wine, right? In fact, you probably don’t vines, or grapes, or earth. You can just cook it all up in a lab.

You can’t have lab grown wine. That’s not how it works.

Don’t be so precious.