I’m in love with a useless man. That’s right – I’m in love with you, which is to say, with uselessness. I’m in love with the humanities – which is more plain uselessness. I’m in love with Nothing, the big ol’ Nothing.
You might think you’re appealing to my higher side. But it’s really my more useless side. The side that doesn’t do anything. That’s just lazy. And there’s so much to be done, philosopher. There’s a whole world to be remade. There are all the world challenges to be solved.