Author: Lars Iyer

I’m actually impressed by the Organisational Management victory. I’m actually moved by the Organisational Management triumphalism. It’s so fucking sublime. I mean, it is, isn’t it? They’ve really done it, haven’t they?

While we … what? While we fucked around in our bedrooms. While we tried to read really hard philosophy and then got stoned instead. These people are high achievers, whilst we …

 

All our leftism dreams of liberatory urbanism. What good psychogeography now? They’ve built psychogeography into the campus. That’s how you find your way about: psychogeography. Only it’s psychogeographic nudging that’s leading us. Their nudging.

 

The false light of this campus. The false salvation of this campus. Its false kingdom. This is the city of the anti-God. This is the antichrist’s city. The liar’s kingdom. Trust none of this.

 

It’s Babel all over again. Don’t they know what happened the first time?

 

We’re the last of the humanities. The remnant. The chosen ones.

That seems pretty fucking presumptuous.

 

Fiver understands. Fiver sees through it all. What’s real and what’s not, Fiver? Explain. Tell us what we should see.

Crossing the campus.

I can’t believe we’re still alive. I can believe that we’re still – actually – alive. It’s amazing, isn’t it? In a world that’s this disgusting.

It’s amazing that we haven’t just burst into flames in our disgust. In our being appalled.

It’s amazing that the world hasn’t destroyed itself out of some vast self-loathing. That the world – their world – hasn’t just exploded. Out of some vast disgust. Some enormous horror.

 

It’s designed to induce feelings of impotence and despair, this campus. It’s designed to make us feel dwarfed and diminished and defeated and compromised.

It wants us to know that resistance is futile – utterly so. It wants us on our fucking knees.

Trees stuffed into the earth. Already half grown. Already twenty – thirty feet tall. Trees crammed into the earth By some tree planting machine, no doubt. By some stuffing-in-the-earth machine.

Pavement, laid down. Paving stones, laid down. Perfectly, and in these patterns. Real stone, not fake stone – not cheap. They’ve made an effort.

Patterns of paving stones – not cheap. An expense like this. It’s high end. Luxury. Funded by who? For what?

Speculation: they must be here for a purpose – a ritual purpose. A magic purpose. The whole campus, here for some ritual purpose …

 

The campus city. The city campus.

They have confidence in their new city. Their fake city. Confidence in its future. They think this is going to last.

More: they have confidence that this is how things are going to be. That this is part of the new world – the unrolling of the new world.

Confidence that they’ve built the new normal. That this is what it’s going to look like. Total order. Total management. Confidence that they’re building the ultimate city. Even the last city. That they’ve perfected the city and all cities.

 

The perfect trap. The perfect prison. To contain us. To lock us down.

 

This is our re-education camp. They’re re-educating us through their stone. Through their towers. Through the patterns in the paving stones. Through the slogans written on their benches. Through their endless plaques.

They’re re-educating us through their gentle walkways. Through the building names. And the listening lampposts. Through their glass and steel. Through their surveillance equipment. Through their satellites, looking down.

 

The psychologists designed it all. The behavioural psychologists. At every turn, some behavioural psychology’s trick. Some subordination strategy. Some destroying of questioning and of the power to question.

This is what they’re doing to us. This is how they’re destroying us. How they’re making us capitulate. How they forcing us to think.

We should see it in the pavement – the patterned pavement. Is it supposed to hypnotise us? Is it supposed to placate us? We see it in the rivulets – in their channelled water. Is it supposed to tame us, too? Is it supposed to assist in our channelling?

We think we’re defeated – because of them. We think we’re crushed – and its their fault. We think they’ve won – but they haven’t won. We think we have no chance – but we do. We think we’re ruined – but we’re far from ruined.

 

The city as lie. These buildings as lie. These paving stones are a lie. The planting of these trees. The channelling of water.

The patterned paving stones – programming us. The trees shoved into the earth: programming us. The rivulets: programming us. Every part of this place, working on us, in its way.

 

There’s a false religion to glass and steel. There’s a fake religion to these paving stones.

How to stay immune? How to lift ourselves above this? With what knowledge? What gnosis? What relation to what hidden god?

 

The campus that says, God is dead. The campus where every prophet must die.

There’s magic here. There’s magic practised on the campus.

 

This world of death. Built of dead matter. Of stones and bitumen and asphalt and cement. Of cast iron and steel and glass and aluminium. Of lime and brick.

The new machine. The body of a new spiritual power. Rising in revolt. Against the true sky. Against the true earth.

This is the house of demons. When will the jackals howl in these palaces? When will wild dogs roam in these mansions? When will God say, ‘She shall be peopled no more forever, nor inhabited for all generations’?

 

When will the Day Star come? The fire of destruction?

Is there one pocket of righteousness here? Is there one reason this campus should be saved?

 

Idolatry. The dominance of powers, dominations, spiritual princes. Falsehood. Refusal. Illusion.

We must not be conformed to this.

Their counter-city, within the city. Their own city, within an existing city. That has nothing to do with the city – the old city. That basically ignores the old city.  Ignore Newcastle.

That does it’s own thing, entirely, without reference to the old city. That might as well be anywhere! That’s international, really. That could be anywhere, really. That’s anonymous, really.

Is this local stone? Are these local trees? Are these a vernacular building style?

Massiveness, instead. Bulk, instead. Heft, instead. Vast buildings. Vast rectangles. Vast boxes. Al straight lines. That stands around us, dwarfing us.

And none of it human size. None of it built for humans. Designed to cow us, instead. Designed to psy-op us, instead. To nudge us. To think of ourselves as minions. As an ant farm. As  worker drones.

 

Let us never adjust to this. Let us never accept this. Let it be a perpetual outrage. Let it never be allowed to complete its work on us.

We must not trust this campus. Its world – its cosmos. This is not our place – remember that.

That isn’t our sky, above us. And it isn’t our earth, below. We can’t see the earth. The land. Only its rising and falling. Only its contours, hidden. Built upon. No bare earth. No land. Except at the edges of the campus. Except where stone gives way to stony soul. But we’re far away from its edges.

The trees are trapped. The way they were just plugged into the pavement. The way they were forced into the earth. Crammed into the earth. Through silver rings. And all lined up.

 

Quick growing trees. Forced-upward trees. Silver birches.

What punishment is being served here? What would they have done in a former life? What karmic retribution?

And water! The betrayal of water! The harnessing of water!

Doesn’t water know better? Isn’t water anarchic?

Commandeering water’s desire to flow. Making water flow decoratively, obediently. Subordinating water to metal and stone.

 

Could water just bust out of all this. Burst its banks. Overflow. Run over the pavement in great waves. Couldn’t water lick at the bases of the great towers? Erode away the stone? Over generations, but patiently.

 

Isn’t water on our side? Isn’t water our agent, in our service, doing water’s work, our work, on the Organisational Management campus? Can’t we even look to water with hope. To water’s flow?

Can’t we even pray for water, or let water pray for us?

 

Our sympathy with water. The secret pull of water. Don’t our tears, starring on our cheeks, long to rejoin the great flow?

 

Water, our secret friend. Water, our secret ally.

Are there underground rivers, water seeping through soil, beneath the carefully laid out paving stones?

 

Water, doing good work. God’s work. Water, dreaming as it flows, light on its back.

Water, dreaming our dreams, dreaming with us and for us.

So that we only have to look out at the water to know hope is there, our hope, the hopes for the world.

 

Let the snow fall, really snow, not just a few flakes, but covering the campus. Let the snow obliterate the campus, bury it.

Let some great flood come, some great impossible flood. Let it rain like it did in Noah’s day. And let it sweep the campus away, and sweep us away, too. We want Biblical rain.

 

The whispering of water. The constancy of water. Doing our work.

Water will win, right? There’s a watery revolution – always. Ongoing. On our side. And patient. The work of decades. Of generations.

 

They can’t control the water, can they? Water’s just playing along. Water’s merely going along with it. Water’s biding its time. Water’s patient. Water will outlast this. And water knows that.

 

Water, melting it all. Deliquescing the campus.

Water in great pools, looking upwards – that’s what we need. Water, lying in pools, reflecting the sky. Instead of all this.

What ideas have you had, philosopher? What’s going in the dome?

Have you had a productive day? Did you get something important done? Were you able to take an essential step? Any significant advances?

 

Do you ever sit and do nothing? Do you ever just look up at the skylight? I would, if I were in here. Do you ever go for a walk on your own along the beach?

 

What if I said that I’m terminally ill? I could be terminally ill. I’d actually like to be terminally ill. It might give some meaning to my life.

 

How long will our adventure last?

How long do you want it to last?

Until it stops being an adventure. Until it becomes more drudgery.

 

Don’t think anymore. Turn off the dome. Give yourself a thought holiday.

 

What I just turned up here one day with my bags – what then? Would I be welcome? What if I said: I’ve left him I’m making a new life with you. You’d feel horrified, wouldn’t you? Imagine it!

 

What if we had a little party up here? Introduce our friends to one another. Do you want to throw a party with me? How would that be? Friends of mine you should meet. Friends from when I was small. Old friends. School friends. What would they make of you, I wonder? What would they make me of me with you? What would they think I was up to?

 

I’m fascinated, philosopher. I’m fascinated by you. Nothing could be more interesting.

Do I say anything that interests you? Anything? Anything you’ll remember and write down and put in your book? I’d like to think I was interesting.

 

I didn’t know I had a philosopher shaped hole in my life. Until you arrived.

 

Tell me a secret. Tell me something you’ve never told anyone.

 

Try to guess what I’m thinking.

Never have an affair with an indifferent man.

I’m not indifferent.

 

I’ve actually learnt to smoke. I thought it might help.

Help what?

Being with you.

 

I want to be very, very cruel to you. Did you know you bring that out in people. Or in me, anyway.

 

What’s my future? Read my palm. Can you see a great love there? Can you see a great future?

 

Tell me about your ex-girlfriend. What was she like? What’s your type? Do you have a type?

 

‘You’re the love of my life’: say that. You don’t have to mean it.

 

Tell me  secret. I'd like to hear a secret. 

 

Lovers play, philosopher. They aren’t serious all the time.

 

I want to fuck you so much. So much. How many more times will we fuck, do you think?

 

How long can this last – our idyll? Our secret? Who have you told? Who have you told about us?

 

Are we a good influence on each other? How are we changing each other? How am I changing you?

 

Fucking is good for your health. It’s like taking supplements. Or minerals. Seven minutes fucking is the equivalent of forty minutes at the gym.

I feel like I’m sinking. Am I pulling you down with me? Do you want to save me, or go down with me?

 

Let the bomb drop.

What bomb?

Let the sky fall. Let it all fall down. Let it come down.

 

Am I actually in freefall? Is that what this is about? Am I falling – falling through my life?

 

Like a beetle on its back, clawing the sky …

Are you going to spend your entire life in a room like this? Is this going to be it, for you?

 

Where do you think this will end up? What’s going to happen tomorrow and next week and the week after? What’s going to happen, philosopher? Where’s this going?

 

What are your fears? Your goals? What are your hopes and dreams, philosopher? Your non-philosophical hopes and dreams … do you have those? Or has philosophy sucked them all up?

If I was the jealous type, I’d be ever so jealous of philosophy. Philosophy has absorbed everything you are. What’s left for me?

 

Wouldn’t you prefer someone who was nicer to you?

 

Our affair. Our soap opera. Aren’t you tired of our soap opera?

I suppose this is all some disgusting mating activity to you, philosopher.

 

I bet you think of me as a hindrance. As a pest. As a necessary evil to assuage certain of your needs. I’ll bet you hate your needs, don’t you? I’ll bet you wish you had the courage to castrate yourself, just like that. And remove all temptation. Then you could write all day and all night without any disturbance.

 

Is there a philosophy of fucking? There are philosophies of love, I know that. But of fucking?

 

What do you want to do? How do you like it? What are your favourite … positions?