Dog Latin, Pig Latin

What does PhD actually stand for?

Something Latin, I’ll bet.

You speak Latin, Driss. You read it, anyway. What does it stand for?

I don’t read that kind of Latin. I read a different Latin.

What do you mean, a different Latin? How many kinds of Latin are there?

Dog Latin. Pig Latin.

Fuck off dog Latin and dog Latin. Fuck that. The fact is that no one us knows what PhD actually stands for.

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