Mead

Here’s my contribution.

What’s that?

Lindesfarne mead.

Who drinks Lindesfarne mead?

In wine is truth, not Lindefarne mead. There’s a reason why everyone gave up drinking this in the middle ages.

Mead! What was going through your head? Like, ye olde bollocks. It’s rancid. No one actually drinks mead, you know.

I think monks do.

Monks sell it to tourists. Tourists who’ve never actually tasted mead. And never drink it again.

Next we’ll be singing madrigals. Fuck off with your mead.

It won Mead of the year in What Mead? magazine, apparently.

There is no What Mead magazine. You made it up.

Sure I thought it would make a change. Broadening our alcoholic horizons. I bought it at Bedeworld. The mead gift pack. Two bottles.

Did Bede even drink mead? I’ll bet he didn’t. Fuck off and buy some wine. We have to go classy for the Philosophy Board of Studies.