We have to kill the analytic philosopher inside each of us. The analytic philosophers we cannot help but be.
Oxford and Cambridge are just analytic philosophy bot farms.
The analytic philosophy robot hordes. Technocrats of thought, doing their programmed thing. Doing their Skynet thing.
Philosophy’s a war for our souls. It always has been. An attempt to beat back the analytic philosopher inside us. Our inner logicians, our inner literalists.
Slay our inner analytic philosopher. Die to it, analytic philosophy. Give ourselves over to full Europeanness.
The banality of the analytic philosophy world. They’re cultureless, these people. They’ve watched nothing. They’ve read nothing. Seen nothing. And they don’t think they should.
They’re faux scientists, the analytic philosophers. But really boning kind of scientists. Consensus types. Scientific drones.
Analytic philosophy doesn’t know what waits for it in the darkness. It’s not afraid – but it should be. It doesn’t know that the Leviathan is waiting. All the chaos monsters. It doesn’t know what will swallow it, and swallow the world.
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