The magnetosphere is crashing, apparently. That’s the barrier that protects us from cosmic rays. Which are now flooding down to earth. Fucking us all up.
The space weather’s terrible tonight.
Space weather!?
There’s some weird shit going on out there. There’s some great sheet of cosmic radiation heading towards us. From Barnard’s star, apparently. It’s hitting the planets one by one. Ripped off one of the rings of Saturn. Set storms raging on Jupiter … God knows what will happen when it gets here.
When will it get here?
Just … about … now.
Space weather could take out the grid any day now. Best get ready.