Tortured

How do you get anything done when you’re so full of world-doom? Doesn’t it get in the way of leading an effective life?

I don’t think I’ve ever led an effective life.

You should come to a leading an effective life seminar. We run them regularly in Organisational Management.

You don’t say.

 

Are you a tortured philosopher?

I don’t have the right to be a tortured anything.

Are you all introspective and brooding?

Who am I that I should be introspective – let alone brooding? Fuck.

Someone would fall in love with your broodingness. And introspection, I’m sure of it. Someone would find you fascinating.

Not you, though.

Not me.

 

What’s in the philosophical head but philosophy? What do you dream about, philosopher? Are you all philosophy, or anything else?